You’re a Vampire – That Sucks! – Count Domenick Dicce

YOUR'E A VAMPIRE THAT SUCKS

Vampires, zombies, and werewolves and other monsters are at large, and chances are you’ve come across books which show you to keep these nasties at bay using your wit, instincts, and survival skills. But let’s face it, sometimes you aren’t so lucky. sometimes, you take a wrong turn or find yourself running just a little too slowly to avoid that blood-thirsty vampire–and then you’re stuck with a new dilemma; how to survive eternity.

In “Count” Domenick Dicce’s unique spin on the monster survival guide, You’re a Vampire-That Sucks!: A Survival Guide, you’ll learn just what it’s like to be the one dodging wooden stakes rather than wielding them. Count Dicce’s exhaustive guide includes tips, tricks, and trade secrets on how to cope with your new existence, such as:

Understanding the vampire food pyramid

Creating a nest egg for eternity

Navigating your new vampire powers

Coffin selection

Recipes to die for

Told from the first-person perspective of “Count” Dicce, this authoritative and humorous guide is the perfect gift for any vampire enthusiast! (amazon.com)

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